“Anger management level: expert.”

“I didn’t choose the punch life, the punch life chose me.”

“Therapy was full, so I hit this instead.”

“Testing strength… ego pending.”

“One punch closer to greatness.”

“Proof I skip leg day, not punch day.”

“When the machine knows your power 😤”

“Swing first, brag later.”

Built different… according to the machine.”

“This machine caught these hands.”